Garbage In, Garbage Out:
Noted on a site using WUsage 7.1:
"The web site received 15,170 visits. A typical visitor examined 12,045,365.99 documents before leaving the site. A typical visit lasted for -12,045,364.52 minutes. The longest visit lasted for 192 minutes."
Hmm. I wish I could maintain a sustained reading rate that was that high. High enough, in fact, to have finished reading the documents 23 years before accessing the website!
Could this be the a quantum computing powered server, where causality is no longer a constraint?