Something fun I found by backtracking visitors to my site...
My blog, in other words... (you might need a Japanese character set installed to load this on a Windows system... don't bother clicking on the link if you don't think you have one -- trust me, it's not worth the hassle).
Since I don't know any Japanese, I can't tell whether this even comes close to an accurate translation. Plus, my accent is probably atrocious anyway.