Friday, January 24, 2003

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz:

Another Newton wireless nBlog submission, written while commuting...

Apparently the Park Service has protested to Proctor and Gamble about its advert showing a park ranger putting Metamucil in the Old Faithful geyser in order to get it to blow. The Service is saying that putting substances in geysers is dangerous and could damage them. P&G's response: "It's a joke, guys."

Your government at work, trying to avert another catastrophe like the infamous Colon Blow incidents, in which dozens of SNL viewers were hospitalized with severe compaction after being advised to eat a certain cereal...


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